Does the name Chris Huhne not remind you of Steve Martin’s character in the ‘The Man With Two Brains’; Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr…

and if so does that mean that he’ll be working closely with David ‘Two Brains’ Willetts.

And as Charles Kennedy has again claimed that he’s a social drinker not a solo drinker, should we be told just who else has been getting shitfaced with him at the Commons?

Having read one passage in Robin Cook’s ‘The Point of Departure’ where he describes an encounter with a rather tired and emotional former Health Secretary, I know who my money’s on.

Not my beer money, perhaps, but certainly my fag money.